some Jokes i would like to share , others welcome (contains dirty jokes)

since i started this topic , i should get the ball rolling . here goes (don't know whether it's funny or not ><)
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one day at the beach , a kid went and played around the sea when he saw a woman with quite a big breast so he went up to his mum and said , "mummy , i saw a woman with cushion bigger than yours" his mum replied , "don't be silly , the bigger they are , the more stupid they are , now go play along" so the kid went and played around the sand when he saw a guy with quite a big pennis so he went up to his mum and said , "mummy , i saw a guy with a ting-tong bell bigger than daddy's" his mum replied , "don't be silly , the bigger they are , the more stupid they are , now go play along" so the kid went and he saw his dad talking to a woman , then he went up to this mum and said , "mummy mummy .. i saw the most stupid woman ever talking to daddy , and the more they talk the more stupid daddy became"
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get it ? oO

the next joke
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a newly married couple booked a hotel for their honeymoon , they had fun and on their last night they just took a relaxing time on the bed . the husband wanted to read a book so he took a old book out and started reading , while his wife jus looked around , not able to get some sleep . after 30 min or so , the husband started to move 1 of his hand towards his wife PJ's short and fondled with her pussy . awhile later , he stopped doing that and continued reading his book . the husband was startled when suddenly , her wife stood up tooking off her PJ's and started tooking off her panties and bra . the husband asked , "what are you doing honey ?" his wife replied , "you played with my pussy , and i thought we might go deeper " the husband gave a silent laugh and replied , "u misunderstood , i was just wetting my hand so i could turn the page , the book is getting dusty u know ?"
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get it ? oO when he said wet it means her wife jus ... err better let u figure it out yourself

Haha, good jokes. I like the kid one.

oO ty

Got more?

if there's more i will post it ^ ^

grats u advanced to Slimy , quite boring now . thinking of what to put for this topic , but will slowly take my time .

Okay, where you usally get jokes? :O

i think of it myself ? sometimes my friend chat about something on this then i picked the keyword and turn it into a joke , but then sometimes i don't know whether people will find it amusing or not , should i make a novel in a topic ?

Ooh, seriously? Cause those are GOOD jokes.. O_O

u wanna know how i got the idea for the 1st joke ? i keep hearing my friend say about breast and pennis and stupid , then i said , u all stupid keep talking about breast and pennis , so i thought of 'pennis is stupid , breast is stupid'

Oh, your friend sounds... o_o Immature

i know , should i make a novel here ? i mean in another topic

Nice jokes o.0 i love it and it is funny.

online at this time ? -_-